Crosseyed And Painless

An oldie-but-goodie, since we’re now living in the post-factual world. Tough for someone who’s a card-carrying member of the reality-based community.

Facts are simple and facts are straight
Facts are lazy and facts are late
Facts all come with points of view
Facts don’t do what I want them to
Facts just twist the truth around
Facts are living turned inside out
Facts are getting the best of them
Facts are nothing on the face of things
Facts don’t stain the furniture
Facts go out and slam the door
Facts are written all over your face
Facts continue to change their shape

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