{"id":406,"date":"2008-06-20T17:11:14","date_gmt":"2008-06-21T00:11:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.remarc.com\/craig\/?p=406"},"modified":"2008-06-20T18:22:01","modified_gmt":"2008-06-21T01:22:01","slug":"topiary-and-torture","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ellishollow.remarc.com\/?p=406","title":{"rendered":"Topiary and torture on TDS"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Topiary was the punchline of not one but two jokes on last night&#8217;s Daily Show:<\/p>\n<p><embed pluginspage=\"http:\/\/www.macromedia.com\/go\/getflashplayer\" TYPE=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allownetworking=\"external\" allowScriptAccess=\"always\" ALIGN=\"middle\" NAME=\"comedy_central_player\" HEIGHT=\"316\" WIDTH=\"332\" BGCOLOR=\"#cccccc\" quality=\"high\" SRC=\"http:\/\/www.thedailyshow.com\/sitewide\/video_player\/view\/default\/swf.jhtml\" FlashVars=\"videoId=174300\"><\/embed><\/p>\n<p>Of course, I believe that topiary is torture.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Topiary was the punchline of not one but two jokes on last night&#8217;s Daily Show: Of course, I believe that topiary is torture.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[41,17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-406","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bummers","category-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ellishollow.remarc.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/406","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ellishollow.remarc.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ellishollow.remarc.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ellishollow.remarc.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ellishollow.remarc.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=406"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ellishollow.remarc.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/406\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ellishollow.remarc.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=406"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ellishollow.remarc.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=406"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ellishollow.remarc.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=406"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}