{"id":2243,"date":"2016-12-04T20:17:53","date_gmt":"2016-12-05T01:17:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ellishollow.remarc.com\/?p=2243"},"modified":"2017-01-23T19:08:05","modified_gmt":"2017-01-24T00:08:05","slug":"crosseyed-and-painless","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ellishollow.remarc.com\/?p=2243","title":{"rendered":"Crosseyed And Painless"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>An oldie-but-goodie, since we&#8217;re now <a href=\"http:\/\/www.esquire.com\/news-politics\/videos\/a51152\/trump-surrogate-no-such-thing-as-facts\/\">living in the post-factual world<\/a>. Tough for someone who&#8217;s a card-carrying member of <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Reality-based_community\">the reality-based community<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/cY3tHQJegOM\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Facts are simple and facts are straight<br \/>\nFacts are lazy and facts are late<br \/>\nFacts all come with points of view<br \/>\nFacts don&#8217;t do what I want them to<br \/>\nFacts just twist the truth around<br \/>\nFacts are living turned inside out<br \/>\nFacts are getting the best of them<br \/>\nFacts are nothing on the face of things<br \/>\nFacts don&#8217;t stain the furniture<br \/>\nFacts go out and slam the door<br \/>\nFacts are written all over your face<br \/>\nFacts continue to change their shape<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An oldie-but-goodie, since we&#8217;re now living in the post-factual world. Tough for someone who&#8217;s a card-carrying member of the reality-based community. Facts are simple and facts are straight Facts are lazy and facts are late Facts all come with points of view Facts don&#8217;t do what I want them to Facts just twist the truth &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/ellishollow.remarc.com\/?p=2243\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Crosseyed And Painless&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2243","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-art","category-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ellishollow.remarc.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2243","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ellishollow.remarc.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ellishollow.remarc.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ellishollow.remarc.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ellishollow.remarc.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2243"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/ellishollow.remarc.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2243\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2245,"href":"https:\/\/ellishollow.remarc.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2243\/revisions\/2245"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ellishollow.remarc.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2243"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ellishollow.remarc.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2243"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ellishollow.remarc.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2243"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}